"So how come you're not at the fool's ball?" she asked, looking at his attire.
"A leprechaun riding unicorn named Charlie told me bad things would happen if I went to the ball-- offered to polish my shoe though," he joked lamely. He looked at her face and laughed, "Not likely, huh?" He sighed, playing with the gage in his ear which he had eventually found the night of the forest adventure. "Nah, just didn't have a date. Ali, now there was a pretty little article-- but she just... disappeared." he paused, "Ah well, onwards and upwards!"
He continued ((he has such a big mouth--not literally XD)), "What about you, young las as beautiful as you should being havin' fun! Goin' to parties! Getting roaring drunk!" Matteus said more to himself this time, "God, I could definitely go for some Guinness right 'bout now."
((OOC: okay the unicorn thingy, inside joke at work... I couldn't resist.))